Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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