I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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