yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
