found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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