escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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