Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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