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Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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