he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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