Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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