hell yes lets make some ravioli
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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