The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
my poor anus
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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