The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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