Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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