Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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