question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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