On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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