I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
