dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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