question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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