We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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