So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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