ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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