i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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