Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
