Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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