It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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