He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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