This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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