VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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