i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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