All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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