I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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