I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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