My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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