This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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