Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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