it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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