idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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