her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I didn't notice because vodka
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
