How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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