I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
