Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
