More tranny stories later!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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