so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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