dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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