just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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