the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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