WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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