Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
