I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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