yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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