My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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