if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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