IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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