i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
