Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
