Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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