is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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