Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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